Now you'll never know the joy and wonder of my page! Fool! I cast thee out! out!
No... No... I have a far more devious torture for you.
HA HA! The ONLY link on this page is BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!
Now you can NEVER leave...
Unless... you press... the "back" button on your browser...
Forget I said that! DO NOT press the back button on your browser!
Fine. Be that way.