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"For my first miracle today, I'll turn this glass of water... into funk!"

~Jesus Christ

I love irreverent religious humor. It's great, because anyone fanatical enough to get upset by it deserves it, and anyone who isn't appreciates the knock against those who are. It's a win-win situation. The above is from the new Fox show "The Family Guy", and is extremely tame in comparison to some of the quotes that'll follow this one, heh heh. The show is great, very wacky without being as over-the-top as SouthPark. Check it out.