Content: The Sanitarium
Surreptitiously, you sneak into the content page. As you look around, another man appears. It's Steve, the author! "Hey, you!" he yells, "Can't you read?" He points to a sign: Keep off the Grass.
Looking down, you realize you are indeed standing on a patch of cyber-grass. What a pain the author is!!! As he produces a shotgun, and prepares to blow you to Hell (or worse, the Hanson HomePage) you...
Tackle the madman, knocking him into the Elevator?
Make a quick dive for the Art Gallery?
Sink quickly into the Mail Room?
Duck behind the Soap Box?
Dash hastily into the Library?