Content: The Sanitarium

Surreptitiously, you sneak into the content page. As you look around, another man appears. It's Steve, the author! "Hey, you!" he yells, "Can't you read?" He points to a sign: Keep off the Grass.

Looking down, you realize you are indeed standing on a patch of cyber-grass. What a pain the author is!!! As he produces a shotgun, and prepares to blow you to Hell (or worse, the Hanson HomePage) you...

 

Tackle the madman, knocking him into the Elevator?

Make a quick dive for the Art Gallery?

Sink quickly into the Mail Room?

Duck behind the Soap Box?

Dash hastily into the Library?